Valentines Funny one-liners !!!

Valentines Funny one-liners !!!

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. –John Barrymore

Absence: that common cure of love. –Miguel De Cervantes

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. –Mark Twain

Because when we love, we always strive to become better than we are. –Paulo Coelho in The Alchemist

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses. –H.L. Mencken

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know. –Mistinguette

Don’t wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can’t live without. –Anonymous

Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road. –Kelly Elaine

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. –Sophocles

It’s better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.’ –Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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